Mom, I wanna do a crap.

This is Nate after he asked to use A crayon.

At least he colored for a long time, giving me a break.

Grant: Mom, I wanna do a crap.

Mom: You wanna go crap?

Grant: NO! I wanna crap!

Mom: Then go sit on the toilet & go poo. You probably shouldn't say the word "crap."

Grant:NOOOOOOO! I WANNA CRAP!

Mom: Then go.

Grant: OK. I'll go get my scissors & some paper.

Aah. You wanna CRAFT.

So we melted down some old broken crayons into a tray. They didn't turn out very pretty. I was going for the red white n blue theme for memorial day. 

Alas, there is a reason paper goes around crayons. I now have colored wax prints all through the house.

Mom, do you remember forgetting to make me some "ring cuffs?"

Grant had been asking me for 2 days to make him some hand cuffs.

I think I was purposefully "forgetting" to make them.