So a lady starts a conversation with me,
Lady: Are these all YOUR kids?
Me: Yup. Sure enough.
Lady: You know one of the reasons the environment is endangered is because of children right?
Me: Yup. Sure enough. (I know where this is going & start looking for a way out before I commit murder.)
Lady: The diapers fill up the land fills & all the gas from them is torturing our ozone layer. We're already overpopulated.
What can I do?
Everything that is not Christlike runs through my mind:
Don't you fart too?
Who will take care of you when you're old?
I'd like to put you in the land fill. That would help the population right?
Don't worry, I use clothe diapers (which I don't, too lazy)
Should I leave it up to the drug dealers & idiots to have all the kids?
Ok, you're right, I promise I won't have anymore. Thank you for fixing all that is wrong in my life.
Image in my mind of me punching her hard a couple times. hehehe
I walk away before anything comes out of my mouth.
I think I won't be going to the store anymore. All that ends up happening is me getting angry & barely escaping a fight.
I mentioned before the lady I almost beat with a rack of ribs right? She got off lucky. I only pushed her groceries.
Don't mess with me!
P.S. Even Jared has had people make this comment to him when they find out his wife is on their fourth child.